Shoot that sticky juicy load
Sometimes I have to wonder at old “Igor” the Russian pimp, he said, “I ‘ave ‘ere Vanessa, she’s a real Babe… have you seen the film”? Well I didn’t get his joke until Vanessa turned up. Now as you all know, I love ALL the girls on the site… apart from this one. Why? Because she was a miserable old tart! After 5 minutes shooting she announced, “In Russia we finish film by now!”, so I phoned Igor (Picture the Russian astronaut in Armageddon) to complain and all he has to say is “Well Jeem, she ist from my extra special Bargain Bucket, what do you expect for 100 roubles , 40 Marlboro Lights and a turnip!” So folks, don’t ever say I don’t think of YOU, so I fucked her anyway. I suppose she was sort of sexy in a Baltic fish-wife kind of way.
